I had such a blast last Saturday at Brew At The Zoo in Dallas TX. We paid for VIP access and it was so worth it. I partied til I puked! Seriously, I was beyond fucked up.
Anyway, these girls who were hired by some vodka company handed out t-shirts (that I used as a towel all night. Thanks!) and party hats. I put on one of the hats and this douche started busting my balls saying, "that's the greatest look ever. Don't take that off, ever" over and over again like I'm a retard. So I kept saying thank you over and over, patronizing him. I got him to take a pic with me and here we are:
This guy is too cool for school. If you see him make sure you let him know how hilarious he is. But he already knows.
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