We're selling ink cartridges and all kinds of bullshit!
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No matter the post, you can find all kinds of spam comments here at the Death Of Dying blog! And it's Russian. I have always been hot for those sexy Russian broads. Maybe I'll get a lil Russian puss as a kick back. Sell, sell, sell!

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Octoberfest specials
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I love drinking at my local pub. Thank you Germany for octoberfest. Beer good. Beer makes it all taste so good.

The beer is the spice. The spice is the beer.

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Fake faces and yellow masks
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Assdicks
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The family went to the Plano balloon festival just a few minutes ago and for the first time I realized just how lame it is. I'll explain it in two words: No beer

Now, I am an alcoholic. I need to be fucked up for these things. Not fair! So we are now at our favorite burger spot with plenty of booze. Thank Christ.

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The Fillmore Pub
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I'm at the local pub here in old Plano, drinking! Beer good!

The Golden Monkey is a seasonal beer from Belgium that is amazing with a slightly bitter taste and kicks ass for a dark beer.

Brooklyn Brown is an American beer from NY, of course, and it is dark and good. Think American Guinness with a ballsack.

I better sneak home before the mrs misses me and gives me more reason to drink. Cheers!

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Dallas Brew at the Zoo
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I had such a blast last Saturday at Brew At The Zoo in Dallas TX. We paid for VIP access and it was so worth it. I partied til I puked! Seriously, I was beyond fucked up.

Anyway, these girls who were hired by some vodka company handed out t-shirts (that I used as a towel all night. Thanks!) and party hats. I put on one of the hats and this douche started busting my balls saying, "that's the greatest look ever. Don't take that off, ever" over and over again like I'm a retard. So I kept saying thank you over and over, patronizing him. I got him to take a pic with me and here we are:

This guy is too cool for school. If you see him make sure you let him know how hilarious he is. But he already knows.

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We're mother fuckin cool.
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Right, bitch?

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I am not one to fuck with
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Fuck it
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Why do I bother anymore? I need to streamline my life, cut out all the bullshit.

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Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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